About the Bot

★ The bot will make a post about Bane every 30 minutes, at HH:15 and HH:45.
★ It'll typically either be a thought about what Bane is doing right now, or a random thought about Bane.★ The bot was created on May 13th 2021
★ However, it started working on May 19th 2021.
★ The bot underwent a major update on January 21st, 2022.
★ This carrd was first created on April 4th, 2022.
★ Following some minor edits, the carrd was made available to view on April 5th, 2022.
★ A new update occurred on May 28th, 2022, adding more text and responses.
★ On June 1st a Curiouscat account was created for the bot, to allow for anonymous submissions.
★ On the same day, a poll was held to determine whether the next update would be permanent, or temporary, which ended on June 2nd with the update becoming permanent.
★ On June 3rd, the Pride Month update was finished, and added to the bot.★ It can respond as long as specific phrases are in the reply.*
For Bane headcanons or actions, the following phrases work:
'bane up to', 'bane doing', 'bane hc', 'bane hcs', 'bane headcanon', 'bane headcanons', 'where is bane'
For Bane character replies, these phrases work:
'hi bane', 'hello bane', 'hey bane', 'hi gamekeeper', 'hey gamekeeper', 'hello gamekeeper', 'hi', 'hey', 'hello', 'how are you', 'howre you', 'how have you been', 'how is your day going', 'morning', 'day', 'afternoon', 'evening', 'night', 'happy', 'good', 'well', 'fine', 'alright', 'ok', 'okay', 'not well', 'sad', 'my birthday', 'happy birthday', 'friend's birthday', 'character day', 'black nose's birthday', 'merry christmas', 'Christmas', 'bonfire night', 'happy boxing day', 'dilf', 'dilfy', 'i love you', 'love you', 'love ya', 'encourage', 'encouragement', 'cheer', 'self care', 'happy pride'*All of the above phrases also work with standard capitalisation: 'Hi Bane' will work as well as 'hi bane'.
**I am not yet great at emulating his writing style, so if he feels a little off, sorry.

Bot Submission History

May 28th, 2022
"Bane loves picnics!", "Bane is helping Edgar with an art project.", "Bane is wearing a flower crown.", "People have said I give nice 'headpats.' Would you like one?\n— Bane (┗┻◺ . ◿┻┛)" - submitted by Anonymous

About the Admin

★ Apophis/Apep
★ Admin's Twitter
★ Admin's Carrd
★ 19 years old
★ They/Kni pronouns
★ Unsurprisingly, a simp for Bane Perez

Before you follow:

★ The account is SFW.
The closest thing to an nsfw post that will ever appear in this bot is 'bane is a dilf.'
★ The admin is a hunter/surv shipper. My thoughts on it are available in these tweets. The bot does not have any such content, but if you are uncomfortable with the thought, then it may be best to not follow?

Do not interact if:

★ Standard DNI criteria (racist, sexist, transphobic or homophobic)
★ Pro-shipper/Pro-fiction
★ Shota/lolicon/pedophile
★ You genuinely blame any of the Oletus Manor trio (Bane, Burke, Bon Bon) for the manor massacre.

Bonus: Apophis' Bane Perez Headcanons

❤ 37 years old (July 27th)
I actually predicted his age shortly before it got semi-confirmed!
❤ They/He Trans masc Demiboy
❤ Demiromantic & Demisexual Pansexual
❤ Trinidadian-Dominican❤ Grey eyes with partial green heterochromia
William's "Black Nose" skin has grey eyes with green stitches! Kind of a reach, but eh.
❤ 5'4" (163.7cm)
Loosely based on canon. Norton is 184cm, and Bane was ~5% taller than him in the Butler Cafe. That put Leo at 7'2", so I subtracted a foot from both of their heights.
❤ Strong, has like a squishy muscle/dad bod build
No directly canonical basis. However, you could argue the 'Unforgettable Christmas' event hints at it being a possibility.
❤ Tan skin (around H:22, S:47, V:71)
Colour picked from his Character Day art with baby Black Nose. I took the two areas not directly within Black Nose's glow, or in shade, and then averaged them.
❤ Fluffy dark brown hair
❤ Full beard + mustache
Bearded Bane is somewhat canon, if the man in one of Memory's drawings is Bane. (Bottom centre of image. Slightly to the left. It depicts young Orpheus and Memory, as well as Bon Bon, presumably Bane, and a single young elk (Presumably Black Nose.)❤ Autistic
❤ Probably has sleep issues
❤ Suffers from depression
Somewhat canon. In their character day art from 2020, Bane stated that their "monotonous life of guarding the forest seems to have new hope." So he likely had depression before Black Nose died, and it probably worsened as a result... TwT
❤ Semi-verbal
Not... really relevant now... given he can't talk at all... this one's more at pre-incident Bane.❤ Likes the colours green, brown and purple
❤ Favourite flower is Lily of the Valley
❤ Fav desert is lemon cake
❤ Loves adventure books, favourite is Wizard of Oz